Absurd Konglish

Today one of Nate's students managed to snatch the top dog award for most absurd Konglish t-shirt saying. In bold yellow print on a dark blue sweater, Tracey, a 13 year old female student wore the below statement without the slightest clue as to it's meaning. . .

BEAT ME
BITE ME
WHIP ME
F*CK ME
LOVE ME

Mind you, this sweatshirt, other than what it read, looked nothing out of the ordinary; so much so that Nate didn't even notice what it said until nearly the end of class when he looked up stunned in the middle of reading answers. . .

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